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A bit chauvinistic, but funny nonetheless

Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility, the
following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure
that applies to your gender (i. e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them
when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
* 2 Put down your car window.
* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* 6 Put window up
* 7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to cash machine
* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
* 3 Set parking brake, put the window down
* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
* 5 Turn the radio down
* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine
* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine
* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car
* 9 Insert card
* 10 Reinsert card the right way up
* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside of the back page
* 12 Enter PIN.
* 13 Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
* 14 Enter amount of cash required
* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror
* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt
* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
* 19 Recheck make-up again
* 20 Drive forward 2 feet
* 21 Reverse back to cash machine
* 22 Retrieve card
* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot provided
* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers
queuing behind.
* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
* 27 Release parking brake.